Perils of Software Industry

A day in the life of software engineers.

GF: Girl Friend

BF: Her Boy Friend

G: Just another Girl

GF: I don’t feel the same with you anymore.

BF: (Memory Usage: 0%) Ctrl – S

GF: Earlier, you used to care about me so much, but now all that is gone.

BF: (Memory Usage: 43%) F3 !… …, F5 !… …, Enter Ctrl – S

GF: I think we should give ourselves some time to think about our situation.

BF: (Memory Usage: 0%) Ctrl – S

GF: Also, I want all of my stuffs back. Please give it to me.

BF: (Memory Usage: 51%) F3 !, Ctrl – A, Ctrl – X, Ctrl –V, Ctrl – S, Alt-F4!

GF: So, it is a good bye for now. Have a nice life.

BF: (Memory Usage: 0.11%) Ctrl – S, Alt-F4! (Error : The function you are trying to close is already being used by another user)

GF: ESC ! ESC !

BF: (Memory Usage: 100%) Ctrl – Alt – Del, Kill process !

Next Day,

G: Hi, my name is Lisa. Meet me at the corner coffee shop. I will be waiting for you.

BF: (Memory Usage: 100%) Ctrl – T, Page Up, Page Down, Print Screen, Ctrl – S, Scroll Lock

Meanwhile,

G(Lisa): (Memory Usage: 25%) Administrator Console, Terminal Services Manager, Add new user, Grant Privileges,

               Ctrl – S